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Claysterpillar 

Pillars made of clay are usually referred to as "stick" or "claysterpillar." They are often made of glass or ceramic materials.
Be careful, as there may be broken pieces of glass or ceramic on the floor. This is the same as saying "be careful, there may be a lot of claysterpillars on the floor." I'm going to claysterpillar - I'm going to sleep, and so on...

Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.
Claysterpillar by fcsf December 17, 2022
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clayster 

Professional cod player with 8 plus championships. One of the best to ever touch a controller. Also known as a WWE star who smokes and is the creator of the fashionable 1980s ponytail. Also loves shooting deer.
Clayster shot a prancing deer as his ponytail blew in the wind.
clayster by JKaps_chiropractor March 13, 2014

Claymate 

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Clay Aiken.
Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.
This nutty Claymate is freaking out because I said "Clay who"?
Claymate by SharxsOctopus September 3, 2012

Claymate 

a female fan of the singer Clay Aiken
My mom is a total Claymate!
Claymate by SpeakEasy November 30, 2003

claymaker 

An American football term for the act of hitting the opposing quarterback so hard the he is either: A.) physically unable to return to the game. or B.)So terrified of being hit again that he is unwilling to return to the field.

Made popular by Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers.
Fan #1: Holy shit dude, did you just see how hard he just hit Jay Cutler, there are body parts everywhere?

Fan #2: Yea he's done, that was definitely a Claymaker.
claymaker by skgutt January 18, 2011

claymate 

clay aiken fans. Mostly women who are old, fat, homophobic and white.
That fat chick is a claymate.
claymate by bonitas June 24, 2006

Crapeater 

Crapeater by Anonymous May 13, 2003