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When you hang your flaccid penis over a cat's head, the cat, believing it is a dangling toy, claws the tip of your penis until orgasm is achieved.

Clawjob can also be used in slang terms by saying Clawsdale.
Blaze: I just want Kesha to give me a softy right now.
Me: I want a fucking claw job right now. Trixy, get over here.

I was just trying to get ready for work this morning and I nutted everywhere because I got the greatest clawsdale of my life. Three swipes of the claw and I achieved nirvana.
Claw Job by Knowvis May 29, 2010
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A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) She gives the best claw jobs.

2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
Claw Job by The Herd October 16, 2008
A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) She gives the best claw jobs.

2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
Claw Job by Da Herd October 18, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026