1) A period of music ranging from the middle 1700s to the early 1800s. Famous classical composers include Beethoven, Mozart, and Haydn.
2) A bastardization of all "traditional" types of music (orchestral, choral, etc.). Derived from the classical period. Other periods include prehistoric, medieval, renaissance, baroque, romantic, 20th century, and 21st century.
3) The true pinnacle of music in which true musicianship, expressiveness, technique, and skill are essential elements in its performance. To truly listen to classical music one must be able to listen to it on entirely different levels of thinking.
2) A bastardization of all "traditional" types of music (orchestral, choral, etc.). Derived from the classical period. Other periods include prehistoric, medieval, renaissance, baroque, romantic, 20th century, and 21st century.
3) The true pinnacle of music in which true musicianship, expressiveness, technique, and skill are essential elements in its performance. To truly listen to classical music one must be able to listen to it on entirely different levels of thinking.
The only classical music that most people have listened to is the ambient, therapeutically-designed background music at Barnes & Noble.
by inbe June 21, 2005
"this music still moves people today een if its 200 yrs old"
it can still move retarded idiots who dont understand music and ddint evolve their musical taste
high iq ppl listen only to electronic
"thre is no word to describe beethoven"
i can describe this as shit coz ur too retarded to know that shithoven is the def of shit
"plants listen rather to ludwig van bitchhoven"
plants listen to classic shit music coz they dont have brains and have low intelligence
who likes old pussy classic music has no brain to understand real music
electronic is too complicated for plants, monotone emotionless violine or piano sound keeps them in the extasy
it can still move retarded idiots who dont understand music and ddint evolve their musical taste
high iq ppl listen only to electronic
"thre is no word to describe beethoven"
i can describe this as shit coz ur too retarded to know that shithoven is the def of shit
"plants listen rather to ludwig van bitchhoven"
plants listen to classic shit music coz they dont have brains and have low intelligence
who likes old pussy classic music has no brain to understand real music
electronic is too complicated for plants, monotone emotionless violine or piano sound keeps them in the extasy
mozart: yo biatchhoven dont copy my classical shit, u dumb shit!
biatchhoven: but i cant hear anything, i will suck ur cock if u will give me sonata
mozart: u won bitchhoven, now suck it bitch
biatchhoven: but i cant hear anything, i will suck ur cock if u will give me sonata
mozart: u won bitchhoven, now suck it bitch
by trance is better than thisshit April 21, 2010
NEO-CLASSICAL: It's new age classical music.
Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!
He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!
He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
"24 Capricci Per Violino Solo and Speed Metal Symphony are fucking awesome."
"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
by subhumanrhythm November 9, 2007
by GangSTAR Unit May 4, 2005
In general, boring old shit that stuck up people lacking a soul obsess about. Certain exceptions to this rule may exist. Namely, these are anything I like that can be labeled as "classical."
by Chrisssssssssss32432 October 8, 2006
by Chris Johnston February 21, 2003
A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor.
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003