Clarted 

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

Claimed 

Term loosely associated with BDSM culture but refering to anyone, typically in the submissive role, that has pledged their loyalty to another.

It only took 7 years but I finally claimed Stephanie for my own.

No, I want nothing to do with you. I am already claimed.

Claimed by Viroodiem December 14, 2018

J Clarked 

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.

I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.

J Clarked by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

Clarted 

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

Clarted by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.

"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."

Clarked one up by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013

Jordy Clarked 

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught

Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked

Jordy Clarked by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016

Charmed Life

An enchanted living, full of success, esp. popularity. Everyone loves you!

Malachi was living the charmed life until he lost it all on that bet he took.

Charmed Life by Mdove February 23, 2009