Bass Clarinetist 

The most supreme badass in the band. The bass clarinetist quickly becomes bored with his own parts and begins to learn other parts, instead. By ear. After a few weeks, the bass clarinetist can be heard switching between different parts of the song at will, and just generally being showing up soprano clarinetists.

Why do we even play? The bass clarinetist knows our parts better than we do...

Bass Clarinetist by Antonymy July 14, 2011

clarinetist 

The most rockin' and chill people in a band. The most amazing kissers. And often use their clarinets to beat up the trumpet players after rehearsal!

Omg lisa! Gregg the clarinetist just kissed me!

The clarinetist just beat the crap out of the brass section!!!

clarinetist by Clarientworldzzz May 30, 2018

Clarinetticorn 

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"

Clarinetticorn by Clarinetticorn June 27, 2016

Bass Clarinetist 

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

Bass Clarinetist by MissGuts January 5, 2022

Klarinettist 

Klarinettist is basically another word for gay, so that way you can call someone gay without them knowing it!

“Hey person! Your so Klarinettist and you suck balls!!”.
The random person: what..

Klarinettist by markisgayforballs March 14, 2022

Clarinetist 

A cult of band nerds who are willing to fight the trumpets and steal their valve oil

Teacher: Clarinetists! Instruments up!

Clarinetist by cutmylipandstayalive June 9, 2019

Clarinetting 

(Verb) The act of a white woman fellating a black man's penis, so called both because of the similarities between a black penis and a clarinet (long black and cylindrical) and the fact that traditionally homely white girls play the clarinet.

"When she told her parents she was going over to her boyfriends house to go Clarinetting, they had no idea she meant she was going to go suck her black boyfriends cock."

Clarinetting by FunnyjunkReposter September 13, 2012