Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.
by lazyquark September 9, 2010
a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.
dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.
by the_sea July 6, 2010
a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.
by Anonymous Coward Too September 8, 2010