Top Definition
A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

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