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complemate

To undescribe the describable.
Journalist at an annual polar bear swim - "Where are you from?"
Interviewee - "I'm a professor at a mental institute and all of these people here are my students."
Journalist - "What is the purpose of today's attempt?"
Interviewee - "It's an experiment."
Journalist - "To prove what?".
Interviewee - "That life can sometimes be too uncomplemated."

Dave to himself - "Why is everything always so complemated?"

John to his friend's mother - "I complemate you on your vocabulary."

Susan to her younger sister - "Does your insurance fully complemate you?"

Craig - "I didn't complemate at the end of that calculation."
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Complmeated 

When a woman (or homosexual male) compliments a man’s member
Dude, she complmeated my Johnson!
Complmeated by BackJabber November 30, 2017

complemate

to perform that which you most want to
If I could only complemate the ass of that cellist.
complemate by kittykatwoemeow November 25, 2011

Complimate My Ass Cheeks

A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.
The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.

Complimate 

When you are trying to friendzone someone without being a complete cunt.
Ben really likes me but I don't know how to reject him without being harsh.

Just complimate him.

For example- You are a really great friend, but a shit lover.
Complimate by walkingnoboday April 12, 2019

Cumpleated 

When you are fully depleted of semen.
Joe performed felacio on Gino until he was cumpleated.
Cumpleated by urdadsbussy69 March 29, 2022

complimate 

a portmanteau of compliment and hate: to offer a compliment that is actually hateful
"That's the smartest thing you've ever said in your life!" "Don't you complimate (on) me!"

While acknowledging the other's intelligence, the complimater suggests that it is rarely, if ever, expressed. Hence, the speaker is complimenting and hating simultaneously.
complimate by Septentrionalist February 13, 2012