cillit bang 

The worlds most powerful cleaning product, quite possibly the most effective household cleaner the world will EVER see. everyone's mum uses it, on the laundry, the dishes, and even on themselves, especially after intercourse with barry scott.

well, you have a filthy kitchen, what cleaner will you use?

*in unison*
"CILLIT BANG!"

cillit bang by Tom Boyd March 24, 2008

cillit bang 

The ***CRAPPY*** spoof advert with the cheesy american format mainly aimed at students and dodgy name playing on sexual connatations - no doubt purely bought for comedy purposes only!

cillit bang will do the job so you do'nt have too!

get the cillit out, this kitchen needs a good seeing too!

cillit bang by Jenny Barratt :-) January 5, 2005

cillit bang monster 

a monster that steals lottery winnings

no my jackpot stolen by the cillit bang monster

cillit bang monster by BrendanShambles December 28, 2005

cillit bang monster 

a man who smeers cillit bang on him then runs around with brown sauce and infects beans on toast

what the hell the cillit bang monster fuked up my beans on toast

cillit bang monster by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005

Cilit Bang

An overly-powerful common household cleaner.

Sources: TV advert; Youtube

Person 1: I have this old rusty penny that's almost impossible to recognize. What should I do?!?

Person 2: Simply place it in a cilit bang solution for 15 seconds and it'll be as good as new!

Cilit Bang by Oreosbff February 5, 2009

Cilit Bang Whore 

Someone who whores themselves out for Cilit Bang

Hi I'm Barry Scott and YOU are a Cilit Bang Whore!

Cilit Bang Whore by Adam Dangoor April 1, 2008

Cilit Bang

To shoot someone in the head with the sniper rifle on Snowblind.

Hahaha... CILIT BANG BITCH !

Cilit Bang by SCI lackey June 8, 2005