cillit ding 

Broadly exchangeable expletive that can be used to express surprise, excitement, remorse, anger or in fact any emotion.

Rich: I've just crashed, cillit ding!

James is a cillt ding individual.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
Me: "Ah that is cillit ding"

cillit ding by Jamie cillverstone November 14, 2010

cillit bang 

The worlds most powerful cleaning product, quite possibly the most effective household cleaner the world will EVER see. everyone's mum uses it, on the laundry, the dishes, and even on themselves, especially after intercourse with barry scott.

well, you have a filthy kitchen, what cleaner will you use?

*in unison*
"CILLIT BANG!"

cillit bang by Tom Boyd March 24, 2008

cillit bang 

The ***CRAPPY*** spoof advert with the cheesy american format mainly aimed at students and dodgy name playing on sexual connatations - no doubt purely bought for comedy purposes only!

cillit bang will do the job so you do'nt have too!

get the cillit out, this kitchen needs a good seeing too!

cillit bang by Jenny Barratt :-) January 5, 2005

cillit bang monster 

a monster that steals lottery winnings

no my jackpot stolen by the cillit bang monster

cillit bang monster by BrendanShambles December 28, 2005

cillit bang monster 

a man who smeers cillit bang on him then runs around with brown sauce and infects beans on toast

what the hell the cillit bang monster fuked up my beans on toast

cillit bang monster by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005

Cillizzaed 

What happens to a person when a tweet of theirs is retweeted or replied to critically and the response earns far greater likes than the original post. Similar to "ratioed," but a more extreme version of such. Derived from CNN journalist Chris Cillizza, who commonly tweets content that receives intense criticism from other journalists/political commentators.

That was a poor take, Steve. You are about to get Cillizzaed on Twitter.

Cillizzaed by rugelach December 30, 2018

Cillian Murphy

An actor hailing from Cork, Ireland landing critical acclaim for his roles in films such as Red Eye, 28 Days Later, Disco Pigs, and the soon-to-be-released Breakfast on Pluto. Murphy is becoming an internationally recognized name for his brilliant acting in versatile roles, often covering his heavy Cork accent with a very convincing American one.

Cillian Murphy > Collin Farrell

Cillian Murphy by -Jaci- July 24, 2008