cillit ding

Broadly exchangeable expletive that can be used to express surprise, excitement, remorse, anger or in fact any emotion.

Rich: I've just crashed, cillit ding!

James is a cillt ding individual.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
Me: "Ah that is cillit ding"

by Jamie cillverstone November 12, 2010

cillit bang

The worlds most powerful cleaning product, quite possibly the most effective household cleaner the world will EVER see. everyone's mum uses it, on the laundry, the dishes, and even on themselves, especially after intercourse with barry scott.

well, you have a filthy kitchen, what cleaner will you use?

*in unison*
"CILLIT BANG!"

by Tom Boyd March 25, 2008

cillit bang

The ***CRAPPY*** spoof advert with the cheesy american format mainly aimed at students and dodgy name playing on sexual connatations - no doubt purely bought for comedy purposes only!

cillit bang will do the job so you do'nt have too!

get the cillit out, this kitchen needs a good seeing too!

by Jenny Barratt :-) January 6, 2005

cillit bang monster

a monster that steals lottery winnings

no my jackpot stolen by the cillit bang monster

by BrendanShambles October 19, 2005

cillit bang monster

a man who smeers cillit bang on him then runs around with brown sauce and infects beans on toast

what the hell the cillit bang monster fuked up my beans on toast

by cillit bang monster September 10, 2005