Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

ridin' on cinders 

when someone drives a car without hubcaps, they are "ridin' on cinder(block)s"

"I saw Pedro's new car today, and it was a real piece of junk!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he was ridin' on cinders."

Jose thinks he is hard in his clunker, but we all laugh because he is ridin' on cinders.

ridin' on cinders by Stallionaireeee May 11, 2010

master cylinder 

A 24oz can of Malt Liquor sometimes referred to as a tall boy. The original Schlitz Malt Liquor had the words "Master Cylinder" written down the side of the can.
More recently it has reappeared on a show entitled Frisky Dingo as a form of pant.

"Gonna get me check, get me a master cylinder, and get f*cked up!

master cylinder by NoMeansMaybe May 12, 2011

Cijinder

The native one. Master of all smoke signals, cool tattoos, pulls off fishnet stockings very well.

I'm Cijindering... which is sending smoke signals while wearing fishnets.

Cijinder by januarychick March 20, 2011

Clinkers 

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

cylinder index 

The total number of internal combustion cylinders in your possession. (vehicles, gas powered equipment, marine and aviation all qualify). Popularized by "Garage Logic" A radio show on Minnesota's AM 1500.

"I have a cylinder index of 48"

cylinder index by Charlie Dank July 28, 2007

master cylinder 

The term was coined in episode 11 of Frisky Dingo. It is the act of wearing a beer can for pants.

Torpedo Vegas: I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.

master cylinder by HC2005 August 30, 2007