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Talk to Winston Churchill 

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

Winston Churchill

a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.
history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*

Churchianity 

A term coined by Bible teacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.
XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.
Churchianity by AgapeGuru July 20, 2010

Winston Churchill's ashtray 

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.
Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute 

Smells like burnt curry and weed. All mans here think they're Hoodmans but they ain't sh** fham.
Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"

Person2: Why would you do that bro

Person1: idk bro

Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford

FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss

Churchislator 

When a state legislator uses his or her religious/church beliefs to directly impact their support of specific bills that can or do become state law.
Chris Buttars is a classic "Churchislator"
D. Chris Buttars (born April 1, 1942) is a Republican member of the Utah State Senate representing senate district 10 (which spans the cities of South Jordan, West Jordan, and Herriman). He has served as a state senator since 2001.

Buttars has been outspoken on issues dealing with homosexuality, and co-sponsored Utah Constitutional Amendment 3 with Utah Boys Ranch colleague LaVar Christensen, which defined marriage in Utah as consisting "only of the legal union between a man and a woman." Buttars criticized the domestic partnership executive order signed by Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson. Buttars also introduced legislation that would ban gay clubs and gay-straight alliances in public schools.
Churchislator by Arule February 28, 2010