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churchgasam 

When you are so full of the Holy Spirit you let out a loud OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JESUS!!!!
While in Church I had a huge ChurchGasam!!! OOOOO JEEESSSUUUSSS!!! I was filled with the Holy Spirit!!!
churchgasam by SlaveDeb January 9, 2017

churclate 

Person 1: I WANT SOME CHURCLATE!
Person 2: You mean chocolate?
Person 1: YOU HEARD ME.
churclate by N@y June 6, 2011

Churchrat 

A ghetto-dwelling or ghetto-acting african-american female who goes to a church. She also claims she loves jesus and god. However, the female still retains the hoodrat mentality. Stank attitude, bad weave, still putting out babies by different fathers, etc. She is still a textbook hoodrat, she just goes to church now.
Damn, look at that churchrat. She tells me I need jesus, but she had sex with my boy doggystyle last week!!!!

My girl just turned into a churchrat. She still a hoodrat, but now she goes to church on sunday.
Churchrat by Robzilla06 December 22, 2008

Churchgasm 

When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"
The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.
Churchgasm by pastor smooth April 16, 2010

churchmate 

1. A companion or associate in one's church
2. A churchian serving in the same church as another
3. A fellow churchian
"Hey, churchmate!"
churchmate by timlight July 16, 2009

Churchateer 

a fellow homie that goes to your church.
My homie dj is a churchateer
Churchateer by Kyle November 19, 2003