by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014
Chumpy Boots is a nice way of calling someone a chump without doing it. It usually gets a "wha-a-a?" response. People (chumps) who are called "Chumpy Boots" tend to immediately call everyone in their vicinity the name, because they don't know what it is. Hence, the "chumpiness" of the word. A true "chumpy boots" is going to call someone else the name ESPECIALLY if they have no idea what it means.
I had no idea I was such a chump but I soon learned after I called him chumpy boots and had no idea what it meant! I guess I am the chump after all.
by MariaCB July 9, 2010
A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:
- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket
- Rubs your back a lot
- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes
- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding
- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)
- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events
- Leggings under their shorts in the gym
- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by
- Does poos in clubs
- Cologne that smells of musk
- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales
- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture
- Loves a Big Mac
- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification
- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport
- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke
- Most likely lives in the south of England
- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket
- Rubs your back a lot
- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes
- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding
- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)
- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events
- Leggings under their shorts in the gym
- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by
- Does poos in clubs
- Cologne that smells of musk
- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales
- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture
- Loves a Big Mac
- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification
- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport
- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke
- Most likely lives in the south of England
by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021
To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.
This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.
This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.
"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."
"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"
"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."
"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"
"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."
by UltimateLord April 20, 2016
DEFINITIONS:
1.) An affectionate term used to denote the cutest couple there evew was.
2.) Used separately, wumpy is the male component of the relationship, known particularly for his strikingly handsome look, his various alter egos, and his food baby. Also known as "wumptew."
3.) Used separately, chumpy is the female component of the relationship, known particularly for her beauteous smile, her fat cheeks, and her cute baby-like innocence. Also known as "chumptew."
4.) Of note, these two words can also be used as adjectives to verbs to further characterize the action in question. See examples below for details.
5.) Also, this term should not be confused with mistew and missy...which is another topic altogether...
1.) An affectionate term used to denote the cutest couple there evew was.
2.) Used separately, wumpy is the male component of the relationship, known particularly for his strikingly handsome look, his various alter egos, and his food baby. Also known as "wumptew."
3.) Used separately, chumpy is the female component of the relationship, known particularly for her beauteous smile, her fat cheeks, and her cute baby-like innocence. Also known as "chumptew."
4.) Of note, these two words can also be used as adjectives to verbs to further characterize the action in question. See examples below for details.
5.) Also, this term should not be confused with mistew and missy...which is another topic altogether...
EXAMPLES:
1.) Wumpy misses Chumpy so much when Chumpy is not around, but they make do with the best that they have. In their hearts, they will also be "Wumpy and Chumpy."
2.) Typical phone conversation - "Hey wumpteeeeew!" "Hey chumptewwwww!"
3.) OMG...I was sleeping this morning when all of a sudden I was awakened by a wumptew-attack!
1.) Wumpy misses Chumpy so much when Chumpy is not around, but they make do with the best that they have. In their hearts, they will also be "Wumpy and Chumpy."
2.) Typical phone conversation - "Hey wumpteeeeew!" "Hey chumptewwwww!"
3.) OMG...I was sleeping this morning when all of a sudden I was awakened by a wumptew-attack!
by Hayato July 30, 2011
look at that bitch with the bubba chumpies
by maphive December 17, 2003
by Caroline Eicher January 6, 2015