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5.
Adjective to describe dirty old man like features on a person such as, wrinkles, crust and clefts in the skin.
People can also have a chumley voice, say if it is squeaky or husky and slurred.

If a person wears a wig and makes it obvious that they are wearing a wig by changing it every few minutes, they are also described as a chumley character.
'eurgh!, that guy's extremely chumley over there.'

'oh no! he sounds very chumley!'
by Raith Potterson January 12, 2008
 
1.
The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.
She gave me the best chumley ever last night.
by ctfriend April 05, 2009
 
2.
A fat doofus sidekick you just can't seem to shake off.
We'll meet you at 2, but leave Chumley at home.
by Chum Lee January 31, 2004
 
3.
When u crack an un-announced stiffy in an everyday situation
Man when rhonda walked in i cracked the biggest Chumley
by kampeasy June 16, 2010
 
4.
To completely ruin or mess up a simple task. To completely and utterly fail. Someone who is completely useless, a total failure.
I pulled a real chumley on that homework assignment. That friend of yours is a real chumley.
by Ca1v1n September 20, 2010
 
6.
when your testicles are placed into glass of water with a straw while your girlfriend or wife blows on the straw sending bubbles up and around the scrotum.
Wow, that chumley feels the same as when i fart in the bath tub.
by Bobby Rice January 21, 2005
 
7.
Noun 1)A fat obnoxious walrus like idiot who shows up univited to gatherings and needs to bathe and read a book 2) a fat blowhard. 3) The sexual act of a man sticking his testes into a body of water while his partner blows bubbles in the water
Great! The Chumleys are here! Road trip to Denys!
by Evil Penis February 28, 2005