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In essence, a misconstrued dialect in which oriental people greet each other. Stemming from the english word, "today", chueday has multiple meanings in the colloquial english-as-a-second-language AZN's tongue. "Chueday" can be used in accurate english context(rarely), but is more often misused as a greeting amongst the stereotypically AZN asians we all have come to love and hate. Certain AZNS will use "chueday" as, "hello", or "how are you?", or even, "Newtons first law of motion is sometimes referred to as the law of intertia".
Now you would have to ask yourself, how would they know which one is which? Well, depending on how certain syllables are stressed in the word, and the kind of tone it is said in, it is easy to decipher. See Below.

azn 1: chueday (regular tone: how are you guys?)
azn 2: CHUDAY!!! (excited tone, stressed "U":I had awkward azn sex last night)
azn 3: chooday... (double o, somewhat ashamed tone: With me!)
azn 1: chueday? (regular tone, question: Did you use a rubber glove?)

azn: CHUEDAY ist chune nineteenf, and i am wearning to wriate dah engarish, and haow choo grammaar dah engarish, vary goods.
chueday by kristov June 18, 2006
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Chuesday 

The way Craig David says "Tuesday" in the song Seven Days
"Took her for a drink on Chuesday"
Chuesday by anonymous543210987 April 27, 2010
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A title/ethnic slur used to refer to a person, typically of Korean descent in a derogatory way. A person given the title "Chunday" is someone often seen as lazy, slow-witted, and unclean. Other modern conjugations of the word include chooner, choonie, and choon.
-Of course his girlfriend left him. He's Chunday.

-Why are you slacking off Chunday?

-Chunday didn't finish his homework because he was too busy watching chooney tunes.
Chunday by quachwatch February 23, 2022
Fitness athletes, sports advocates and bodybuilders follow a strict diet. Cheat day is a laxed day of nutrition intake, generally reserved for Sunday (cheat day/Sunday - Chunday). A day when they specifically divert from their routinely strict diets and relax in their eating habits. A high carbohydrate/fat meal or series of meals consumed based on personal needs and nutrient timing results in a reset of the mind and spur the slowing metabolism. Rendering the individual ready for another strict week of clean eating.
“This diet is killing me, cannot wait for Chunday”.
Chunday by CordobaAnths December 14, 2018

Chuesday 

Bad Bitches (big booty/boobies, nice face, good personality)
Nigga 1: *sees baddie* Yo is it Chuesday today?
Nigga 2: *looks at the date* I think it is Chuesday.
Chuesday by Dmoney1726 August 22, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026