by Kiknwing December 10, 2009
by This is an alias. January 19, 2009
"Bro I want some weed, do you know anyone who sells?"
"Yeah my friend does"
"Is it good"
"Yeah, he has that Chuck Norris"
"Yeah my friend does"
"Is it good"
"Yeah, he has that Chuck Norris"
by nainostalgic July 18, 2008
Widely known people whose legacies are affected by the Chuck Norris Effect include:
Chuck Norris. Do an online search for "Chuck Norris facts".
North Korean leadership post-Korean war. Kim Jong-il propaganda told that he averaged 2-3 hole-in-ones per round of golf played, that he invented the idea of using 3 cameras at once to film a movie to save time (in the 1960s), and that he was born on a sacred mountain. All of which are not true or impossible.
Jesus. A man who did many great deeds and brought forth new humanistic philosophies was exaggerated to have fed thousands with only a few loaves of bread, to have performed many inexplicable miracles, to have ascended to heaven while alive after being resurrected after death, etc. The stories of his life were historically recorded several decades after they actually occurred leaving time for word of mouth to allow his legend to grow.
Babe Ruth. Watch the film "The Babe". Search online for historical inaccuracies within the movie.
Chuck Norris. Do an online search for "Chuck Norris facts".
North Korean leadership post-Korean war. Kim Jong-il propaganda told that he averaged 2-3 hole-in-ones per round of golf played, that he invented the idea of using 3 cameras at once to film a movie to save time (in the 1960s), and that he was born on a sacred mountain. All of which are not true or impossible.
Jesus. A man who did many great deeds and brought forth new humanistic philosophies was exaggerated to have fed thousands with only a few loaves of bread, to have performed many inexplicable miracles, to have ascended to heaven while alive after being resurrected after death, etc. The stories of his life were historically recorded several decades after they actually occurred leaving time for word of mouth to allow his legend to grow.
Babe Ruth. Watch the film "The Babe". Search online for historical inaccuracies within the movie.
by jasonjs December 15, 2012
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris can touch this.
When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
One day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself to see what would happen. Scientists call this the Big Bang.
When Chuck Norris does a press up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.
The bible talks of judgment day. What it doesn't tell you is that it will be the day some poor soul tells Chuck Norris his mother is good in bed.
Chuck Norris can touch this.
When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
One day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself to see what would happen. Scientists call this the Big Bang.
When Chuck Norris does a press up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.
The bible talks of judgment day. What it doesn't tell you is that it will be the day some poor soul tells Chuck Norris his mother is good in bed.
by Gingafish898 November 25, 2007
by ill dice February 21, 2007
More Chuck Norris Fun facts!
Chuck Norris doesn't obey the Fabrics of Reality the Fabrics of Reality obey Chuck Norris!
When Moses said "Let my people go" Chuck Norris replied with a roundhouse kick to his face.
Lightning never strikes Chuck Norris knowing that Chuck Norris will strike right back!
God didn't cause the flood that was simply Chuck Norris taking a piss afterchugging the Atlantic Ocean.
When his girlfriends ask "Whats your name?" Chuck Norris simply says "Chuck Norris" he gets laid within the enxt ten seconds or less OR your money back!
Chuck Norris doesn't break up with his girlfriends he simply leaves and never returns!
The meteor didn't kill the dinosuars Chuck Norris simply roundhouse kicked them all!
There's no such thing as evolution only Chuck Norris.
Cup of Coffe three dollars, new pair of shoes fourty dollars, getting a blow job by asian prostitute one hundred dollars, getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris...priceless!
Whenever a Nuclear Threat rises it never happens because Chuck Norris stops it five years before the threat is made.
On the first easter Chuck Norris grabbed the Easter bunny and coated it in chocolate before eating him. Just ebcause the rabbit refused to give him all of his eggs!
When God said "Thou shalt not take my name in vain" Chuck Norris shouted "I AM GOD!"
In the original version of War of the Worlds Chuck Norris was fired for taking out the aliens tow seconds in the movie. Peter Jackson was never seen ever since.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat he digests his meals by looking at them.
Chuck Norris appeared in every movie known to man at once!
Adolf Hitler one day got pissed and shouted "Damn you Chuck Norris!" Two seconds later World War 2 was over.
If God was to utter Chuck Norris real name the very universe would collapse within itself!
One day Chuck Norris was feeling lucky after realising he had sex with every female in the world he decided to do Satan! Ever since Satan was banished to hell since God called dibs on Chuck Norris first!
When God said "You cannot eat from to tree of the knowledge of good and evil!" He failed to notice Chuck Norris munching on a piece of the fruit wearing The serpent as a condom while winking at Eve.
Chuck Norris doesn't obey the Fabrics of Reality the Fabrics of Reality obey Chuck Norris!
When Moses said "Let my people go" Chuck Norris replied with a roundhouse kick to his face.
Lightning never strikes Chuck Norris knowing that Chuck Norris will strike right back!
God didn't cause the flood that was simply Chuck Norris taking a piss afterchugging the Atlantic Ocean.
When his girlfriends ask "Whats your name?" Chuck Norris simply says "Chuck Norris" he gets laid within the enxt ten seconds or less OR your money back!
Chuck Norris doesn't break up with his girlfriends he simply leaves and never returns!
The meteor didn't kill the dinosuars Chuck Norris simply roundhouse kicked them all!
There's no such thing as evolution only Chuck Norris.
Cup of Coffe three dollars, new pair of shoes fourty dollars, getting a blow job by asian prostitute one hundred dollars, getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris...priceless!
Whenever a Nuclear Threat rises it never happens because Chuck Norris stops it five years before the threat is made.
On the first easter Chuck Norris grabbed the Easter bunny and coated it in chocolate before eating him. Just ebcause the rabbit refused to give him all of his eggs!
When God said "Thou shalt not take my name in vain" Chuck Norris shouted "I AM GOD!"
In the original version of War of the Worlds Chuck Norris was fired for taking out the aliens tow seconds in the movie. Peter Jackson was never seen ever since.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat he digests his meals by looking at them.
Chuck Norris appeared in every movie known to man at once!
Adolf Hitler one day got pissed and shouted "Damn you Chuck Norris!" Two seconds later World War 2 was over.
If God was to utter Chuck Norris real name the very universe would collapse within itself!
One day Chuck Norris was feeling lucky after realising he had sex with every female in the world he decided to do Satan! Ever since Satan was banished to hell since God called dibs on Chuck Norris first!
When God said "You cannot eat from to tree of the knowledge of good and evil!" He failed to notice Chuck Norris munching on a piece of the fruit wearing The serpent as a condom while winking at Eve.
Chuck Norris can roundhosue kick you like a spiermonkey!
by Eli Vance August 18, 2007