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chronospectrum 

A really white computer geek whose voice turns on gay men.
I would have asked a chronospectrum to help me with my computer, but his voice turnsme on too much.

chronovore 

Derived from Greek "chronos" (time) + Latin "vore" (eating). Any of a variety of time-consuming and potentially addictive toys, games or activities. Especially apt for computer games and web surfing.
"I was going to go to bed at 10, but World of Warcraft is such a chronovore, I was up until 3 a.m."
chronovore by Edwarq July 26, 2008

chronosome 

chronosome n (Greek khronos, time + Greek soma, body; cf. chromosome) Ð a unit of historical heredity, in contrast with a chromosome as a unit of biological heredity; a mental code of a historical period that is transmitted to next generations through styles, traditions and unconscious influences ("cultural air").
The chronosomes of the early 20th c. avant-garde have reached the generation of the 1960s and shaped its political views and artistic styles.

Nabokov's novel "Invitation to a Beheading" bears many Kafka's chronosomes, even if the author claims to have never read Kafka.
chronosome by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

chronorape 

The act of procrastinating beyond all reasonable extremes, often involving the delaying/prevention of a certain event from taking place thus annoying a large group of people (the chronoraped) and taking away from them time which could have been used for something else.

Chrono - Greek: khronos, time.

Rape - Latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.
Innocent victim A : Hey man what you doing today?

Innocent victim B : Well, I was supposed to be going to play golf with that fucking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from www.spaffawayyourcash.com.

Innocent victim A : Christ on a bike, what have I told you about letting him chronorape you like that?
chronorape by Captain Billdad January 4, 2009

chronomopista 

When a guy takes ranch dressing and smears it on a girls butthole and licks it until he throws up and then the girl eats the throw up.
Judy: Hey, what did you do last night?
Louis: Not much. Just some chronomopista
chronomopista by Serj Tanken June 15, 2009

chronovore 

a monster of some sort that turns up in a million sci-fi b-movies.
cheap sci-fi b-movies with dialogue such as:

'my god it's a chronovore' or
'run! its a chronovore' or even
'aargh! the chronovore has got me, save yourselves!'
chronovore by H Roddan January 3, 2006