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Christmaslessness 

Noun -
The state of feeling bored, gloomy, depressed, nostalgic, etc. after Christmas. Feelings are that of having to wait another year for Christmas, which can result in frustration, discourage, cheerless demeanor, and even despair. Also includes feelings stated above. Accompanies the low time of the month. Signifies the closing of the holiday season until New Year arrives, at which point some motivation will return in auspicious hopes for the next year.
"Man, now I have to wait a whole 'nother year 'till Christmas comes along again. More school. Christmaslessness sucks."
"Cheer up, time will go by really fast."

"What goes up, must come down. I guess Christmaslessness is inevitable."
Christmaslessness by khuh5968 December 26, 2008

christmastoe 

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
christmastoe by chicout-ami June 5, 2009

christmasplex 

A psychological complex by which a person becomes overwhelmed by the holiday season.
Traveling home in busy airports give me a christmasplex.

Fuck it, I'm not going home this Christmas. I get a christmasplex when I'm around my parents for too long.
christmasplex by dqbhere November 18, 2013

christmacide 

The deliberate and systematic destruction or prevention of Christmas celebration.
There would be no presents for anyone this year -- Mother had committed christmacide and the holiday celebration was cancelled.
christmacide by saram April 13, 2007

christmastreeing 

when you randomly fill in answers on a multiple-choice test.
I don't know any of the answers, so I'm just christmastreeing this bitch!

christmasize 

to decorate an item or gift, to look all shiny, bright and christmassy.
i have christmasized a food hamper by adding christmassy bows and gold lametta and then gift wrapping the hamper.
christmasize by jennyr21 October 17, 2010