christmas story morning

Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.

My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.

christmas story morning by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017

Christmas Story Job 

Whenever getting head on or near a jungle gym in cold weather shoot your load on the girl's face then push her face onto the jungle gym making her stuck to it like in the movie A Christmas Story whenever Schwartz triple-dog dares Flick to stick his tongue to the pole

Man you shoulda seen it i gave that bitch the Christmas Story Job

Christmas Story Job by Murdy427 July 21, 2009

a christmas story 

Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)

Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

ex. 1
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"

ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"

a christmas story by Seinfeld March 11, 2006

A Christmas Story 

When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.

Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016

A Christmas Story Miracle 

When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.

Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.

A Christmas Story Miracle by ModestAnus July 3, 2015

Christmas Storied 

When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.

"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."

Christmas Storied by SickBoyPunk February 27, 2009

Drug store christmas 

The horrible gifts from the drug store such as a knock off gaming console, a book with i generic title , or a over priced action figure from something you have never heard of. Then these gifts are given to an unlucky child for christmas.

Mom: ok son open your gift!

little billy: OMGGGG ITS A...fun station 5. 0.o

Mom: Isnt that what you wanted?

little billy: No you dumb bitch, i specifically asked for a playstation 3. wtf is this shit.

Mom: sorry you had a "drug store christmas"

little billy: >=(

Drug store christmas by Spootybeaver113 April 24, 2011