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Christian Brothers Academy

High class, well dressed, athletic, geniuses. Not to mention they all look good. This all boys school located in Lincroft wins everything. These boys have national Nike Cross Country titles, All Star basketball pros, NJ State winning soccer, and nationally ranked Chess and Math teams. With an Olympic sizes pool the swim team is looking for even more titles to add. Along with the CBA Crew team, a team that travel all the way to Seattle, Washington just to WIN.

In short CBA boys are winners.
Charlie Sheen is winning but CBA (Christian Brothers Academy) simply wins.
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Christian Brothers University 

Christian Brothers University is a small Bachelor's and Master's degree granting Catholic school in Memphis, Tennessee. While not as selective as Rhodes College (also in Memphis), it has fewer black students than the University of Memphis. This fact, along with the private-school cache, is the main draw for its students.

Christian Brothers College

Cry Baby College.

The students cry every time they lose any sports event.
“Did you see that we beat cbc yesterday? Yeah, all of the Christian Brothers College kids were crying.”

Christian brothers academy

the worst school in the world, People think they're so privileged because they're coming from there expensive lives and when it comes to reality they don't know how to face it so they bully the kids that work hard to get into the school instead of paying their way in. Kids at CBA say it is the best school ever to sound snobby and privileged meanwhile they're all stupid and don't do anything for themselves. Also, the faculty says they will help you with anything you need but if you try and talk to them they make you feel like an idiot. At CBA you do not create a brotherhood you create a bond that only exists because everyone there is trying to be better than one another.
CBA student: Christian brothers academy is great, best school ever.
Public school student: really that's cool
CBA student on the inside: CBA sucks why did I just say its great?

Christian Brothers Academy

A prep school in Troy,NY where pre-teens learn to fight their pansexual urges while wearing seven pairs of airpods at all times
My friend is transferring to Christian Brothers Academy , it’s so gay there.

christian brothers college

The best all dude school in missouri can beat anyone except blue springs in any sport. St. John de Lasalle is the saint there. Their sister school is St Joe. They are f*cking awesome.
Hey u see Christian brothers college game last night?

Yea they are good af except when agianst blue springs

True

Christian Brothers High School

A group of rice entitled East Memphis boys. They are known for taking drugs in the bathroom and having seizures. Sports programs there are mediocre.
Someone- “Where do you go to school?”
CBHS Kid- “Christian Brothers High School
Someone- “Damn. You got any kron?”