I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot
I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot by Glemp August 21, 2025
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Chris LIFE
the best fucking athlete to ever go through the Pennsbury farm system. his unbelievable talent at every sport (soccer,basketball,mma,etc.) has resulted in the nickname LIFE, which stands for "let it fly ely." he continues to dominate "nerds" and "cunts" in every class and generally every aspect of life. Fastest player on the PHS soccer team by far. all around best person ever. this has resulted in the more recent nickname of chirs xavi hernandez let it fly ely.
Chris LIFE by I<3ChrisLIFE December 7, 2010
christifer
An extremely hot yet also sweet guy with an amazing body. Always up to drink and best at making everyone feel good. Funniest guy you'll ever meet.
christifer by Ayit'snutterbutter December 1, 2016
Christlite
*A child of God that has given their life to death for the salvation of their family.
*A child of God made into the image of christ by taking on his sufferings for all people, through the love that was in God.
*One who has received the Holy Ghost after keeping the Father Gods commandment given to the Son of God, Jesus Christ. :which is, to show the greatest love for all of you friends. I.e Lay down your life for your loved ones and even your enemies. The peacemakers are blessed becuase they publish peace as the Lord has ensampled. Mathew 19:24 2 Corinthians 8:9-15 matthew 19:21
*A child of God made into the image of christ by taking on his sufferings for all people, through the love that was in God.
*One who has received the Holy Ghost after keeping the Father Gods commandment given to the Son of God, Jesus Christ. :which is, to show the greatest love for all of you friends. I.e Lay down your life for your loved ones and even your enemies. The peacemakers are blessed becuase they publish peace as the Lord has ensampled. Mathew 19:24 2 Corinthians 8:9-15 matthew 19:21
I will bare you in my arms as a Christlite would.
Christlites are people of all nations gathered to freedom of oppression.
Dont judge a Christlite they are the children of God, no natural.man can Judge gods elect.
My Christlite will save the world, my Chtistlite and I are one in Gods love.
Christlites are people of all nations gathered to freedom of oppression.
Dont judge a Christlite they are the children of God, no natural.man can Judge gods elect.
My Christlite will save the world, my Chtistlite and I are one in Gods love.
Christlite by Lowly Loshem baseborn heir December 21, 2019
Christifer
An overall sweet sensitive guy who can be a dick at the right times,hes usually happy towards other people.
Christifer by Jannie stories 1 April 23, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026