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christhole 

1. "Christian" + "asshole". Typically referring to a Christian who believes he/she is genetically, ethnically, morally and spiritually superior to all other races and religions. This person thinks in terms of moral absolutes, to the effect of "us good, them bad," and presumes anyone who looks, thinks, or acts different from him/herself to have been put on earth by Satan himself for the purpose of spreading degeneracy. He/she is unwilling to compromise any of his/her beliefs the slightest bit, but the first to criticize others for being hardheaded. He/she thinks everyone is going to Hell who doesn't hate non-Americans, liberals, gays and lesbians, poor people, planned parenthood, evolution, Jews, Muslims, etc. But he/she also thinks one can buy one's way into Heaven by donating generously to the Republican Party. In the face of overwhelming evidence against his/her beliefs, he/she will immediately run from the conversation, usually with an excuse to the effect that "I don't have to listen to you because God's on my side and I'm better than you."

2. The supposed orifice on such a person's body from which their self-righteous and ignorant bullshit is excreted.
"Pat Robertson is such a christhole."

"Hey man, I smell something. Did you forget to wipe your christhole?"
christhole by Gerbil Warrior May 27, 2006

CHRISTHOLE 

A Christain who sees nothing wrong in threatening, and or killing another who disagrees with their beliefs or opinions.
Bombing Abortion clinics. Killing Doctors, Murdering gays, torturing ect. (Sounds like a terrorist dont it?) Christholes tend to live online, and will pass judgment on anyone who challenges them.
CHRISTHOLE by Dee March 2, 2005

CHRISTHOLE 

Anne Coulter. For her assertions that everyone should be christian, and that christians are "perfected Jews," Anne Coulter embodies the term "Christhole"
Dude, Anne Coulter is such a Christhole.
CHRISTHOLE by Lydia Hovey December 9, 2007

Christhiest 

Someone who doesn't believe in god but will thank him when something good happens.
One day
John: How tf is god even real?

Other day
John: Holy crap! I won the lottery!
*gets on knees*
John: Thank you Jesus! I LOVE YOU GOD!!
Friend: Dude are you an atheist or not?

John: ....

and that my dear friends is a Christhiest.
Christhiest by @fatasianpanda June 25, 2018

christile 

An amazing girl who is both interesting to talk to about funny and goofy things, as well as someone who you can speak to about dreams and whatnot. She's around 4'10, tiny, but her booty makes up about 98% of her weight.
Look at Christile, she's with her best friend Ethan again, lucky dude.
christile by ethanovacane June 8, 2014

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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