Chrispie

A contraction of Christian and hippie which pretty much says it all. Pot smoking, bible thumping and overly self-righteous in every imaginable way. Chrispies are a separate culture from Rastafarians though there is some crossover. Chrispies are usually white and dreadlocks are optional. They may claim adherence to obscure and archaic sects such as the Essenes or Mandaeans but don't ask questions because they will tell you way more than you would ever want to know and they will not stop talking. Ever.

That Chrispie chick told me that psychedelic mushrooms were the original sacrament of the Apostles.

Chrispie by Gangliospunk September 4, 2010

Chrispie

a fully freckled hoe with a big fat ass. big elephant ears make her floor just like her dad or an elephant. her orange hair draws the boys in but her flat ass scares them away. she looks like a walking arse with lots of junk in the front but none in the back

chrispie is a leprechaun

Chrispie by hahshdhdjsjsjns November 25, 2018

Mac Chrispies 

People who will not stop talking about the sublime beauty and coolness of any product from Apple computers. They seem to take the characteristics of a voice of a bad voice actor. They quote Mac advertisements like Steve Job has a Firewire port in there skull.

There are two men in a pair of restroom stalls. They are friends. While one waits quietly, the other is using his Ipad.

The Ipad person will not stop talking about the Ipad, and wishes to hand the other the Ipad. Anyone that would breach the privacy of others to show the a future just discovered application is a Mac Chrispies.

Mac Chrispies by dadams_on_the_Prairie May 17, 2010

Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff 

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.

Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!

Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff by Dunbarbalooie2 October 6, 2010