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Chripster 

a portmanteau of the words "Christian" and "hipster", which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-class white) adults particularly in America but also Europe who identify with the Christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen Bon Iver, and read Russian literature.
"Wow, Jude takes a lot Instagram pictures while reading religious text. That man must be a Chripster!"

"All those Chripsters at Harvard Seminary are such coffee snobs! Every time I walk into a class with a Starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously."
Chripster by Red Couch August 17, 2011
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Chipster 

Slang British word for a car driver who is adept at rat running - navigating to a destination by avoiding major roads and only using minor residential roads and cut throughs, via the use of advanced local or route knowledge and Sat Nav. CHIPS is British army slang for urban warfare (Causing Havoc In People's Streets) and is a combination of CHIPS and Hipster.
Ken was a total Chipster today - he took the Audi from Richmond to Chiswick in 6 minutes, avoiding Hogarth - totally messed with the Hounslow LTNs.
Chipster by Les goddams March 22, 2021

Chipster 

A portmanteau of the words Chicano and Hipster. They are typically educated, better-off and younger Mexican-Americans who retain some of their parents' Chicano culture, while also integrating modern American hipster appearances such as skinny jeans and flannel.
Boyle Heights has seen soaring property values and cost-of-living due to all the chipsters moving back to the traditionally low-income and homogeneously Mexican neighborhood; they tend to congregate at coffee shops such as Primera Taza.
Chipster by miguelelel August 20, 2013

cripster 

A hipster that is also crippled.
He's a cripster, dude... he's rocking the hipster angle AND the sympathy angle all in one!
cripster by illuminatedwax November 25, 2010

Christensen 

Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.
Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?

You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?
Christensen by hunnu November 21, 2019

Andreas Christensen 

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.
Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
Andreas Christensen by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

cripster 

A crippled hipster. He thinks you'll buy the get-up and grab that sympathy card, but you know those leg braces are just too ironic.
Yeah, leg braces and everything. Total cripster.
cripster by AgentSAMa November 24, 2010