Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).

JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).

Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).

JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).

Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

Catanukkah 

Is when cats celebrate their heritage by telling the story of how their cat ancestors revolted against the Seleucid Empire of the 2nd century BCE. The holiday is also observed for about eight days due to the amount of catnip that lasted with-in the "meoworah".

It's a holiday representing cats ultimate win over the dog/cat wars.

Bro 1: Dude bro did you see Elmer celebrating "Catanukkah" he was totally reminiscing his feline ancestry.
Bro 2: Its just an excuse for that fucking cat to by more catnip...

Man I just really wish I could have been part of the chosen feline race, you gotta love those silly hats-on-cats.

Catanukkah by Rossco Rox May 14, 2014

chanuka 

a word that means allot of swagger
people typically call each other chanuka when he or she has lots of swag

guy 1 "yo sup chanuka you gots lots of swagga"
guy 2 "naw yo da chanuka maaaaaan"

chanuka by swagmista September 27, 2013

canukka

Niggas from Canada. A mix of canuk and nukka

yo...you've met tyrone pierre washington right???...oh yeah, that canukka is crazy!!!

canukka by m.d.s July 31, 2007

The Chanukah Song 

A sweet song by Adam Sandler that talks about all the famous people who are jewish. It is a must. you must listen to it.

George: Hey bob, why are you listening to Mariah Carey's christmas classics?

Bob: Man shes hot.

George: you should listen to the chanukah song. You know because your a jew.

Bob: so i cant listen to my christmas carols just because im jewish? Screw you man.

The Chanukah Song by Sara D.V. July 17, 2007

chronukkah

Beginning on April 13th
The 7 days leading up to 4/20 (April 20th).
A bowl is smoked per session on the first day,
2 bowls are smoked the second
3 on the 3rd
4 on the 4th
ect ect
This is a social Holiday created by Freshman at KU.

Phil- Yo what are you doing for Chronukkah tonight?
Daniel- Celebrating?
Phil- I'll see you there.

chronukkah by Suess and Friends April 14, 2009