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A napkin that was once tucked away in your crotch.
I got ketchup all over my new shirt... hurry, hand me that crotchkin!
Crotchkin by odedvard August 17, 2010
A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.
Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.
Chotchkie by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007

Chotchie 

The word chotchie (chotch for short) can be used to describe a male that fits into any one of the following categories:
1. Someone that is oblivious to the obvious
2. Has no sense of style
3. Pursues a woman who is way out of their league
4. Trying to be someone he's not

Chotchie can also be defined as a PC version of douche bag.

chotchified - Someone or a situation that has been influenced by a chotchie.

chotchorific - A very chotchie individual or situation
Christian is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, jeans, hat and shoes. What a chotch! or Christian looks like a chotchie in that outfit.

I practically made out with someone else right in front of Skyler, and he is still asking me out. What a chotchie/chotch!

Ben came to the beach party wearing a sweater-vest and slacks, what a chotch. Ben has just chotchified the party with that outfit.

Could Also be used to describe a material object that a chotchie or chotch would have. "Dude, that sweater is so chotchie!"
Chotchie by adubsinthehouse April 16, 2010

Chotchkie's 

Term used for a generic chain restaurant staffed by twenty-somethings in goofy uniforms. Decor of restaurant should include various stock photos, signs and knick knacks in order to establish a "fun" atmosphere. Derived from the film Office Space. Examples include Applebee's, Chili's, Bennigan's.
John: I'm so sick of those goddamned greasy McDonald's hamburgers.

Rachel: Want to hit a Chotchkie's?

John: Ugh...I guess.
Chotchkie's by RRBA January 21, 2006

Crotchkins disease 

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.
<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.
Crotchkins disease by Mehrune March 13, 2009

chotchkies 

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.
"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"
chotchkies by seth February 10, 2004