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woke up and chose violence 

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.
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woke up and chose chaos 

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Nico Nico Chorus

A number of singers on the Japanese Nico Nico Douga site whose individual versions of the same song have been edited together in such a way that it appears that they are performing the song as one united chorus.

The song is usually (but not always) a vocaloid or anime song with a video backdrop, often with captions and/or icons identifying the individual singers.
Search for "Nico Nico Chorus" on Youtube for examples.
Nico Nico Chorus by greymousie January 18, 2011

chosen jacobs

He’s the most amazing ,kind and beautiful boy in the whole world. He played Mike at It 2017. Also he sings “Losers” from the It soundtrack,if you haven’t heard it,like,WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

And last but not least,he’s smile makes him even MORE perfect,when I saw him smiling I feel so complete,he’s literally adorable
My dream is to meet Chosen Jacobs
chosen jacobs by janehopper February 21, 2018

Chinky Chose 

Brooklyn kids playing street games in the 1950's believed in karma and called it Chinky Chose. Chinky Chose was a mystical payback against cheaters. When a kid cheated to win a point, but then lost the next point (or the whole game), the other kids taunted the offender, usually in a sing-song voice and sometimes with a pointed finger, "Chinky Chose, always shows."
You cheated but lost anyway -- ha ha, Chinky Chose, always shows!
Choss is choss
Skinner: Vri my cousin is lowkey hitting on me rn
Zach: Choss is choss
Choss by tregdogga August 31, 2022