The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
by I got you back July 19, 2009