|15.||GT Xpress 101|
The GT Xpress 101 is an Infomercial Product bolstered by "Cooking expert," Cathy Mitchell, in tow with an obscure guest named Joe Farago, a purportedly struggling actor who briefly hosted 80's game show "Break the Bank." It opens with Joe standing in a "kitchen," before a counter with a myriad of "appetizing," meals. Cathy walks in and introduces the "revolutionary," GT Xpress 101. She commences to make omelets and breakfast sandwiches, she makes a "Pizza pita," and two wraps. There is break for testimonials. We return and she shows off the food, staying for only a second, and she barely cuts the food in half before moving on. She fills the wells with pancake mix and drops a hot dog in, for a "corn dog." They discuss the health benefits, forgetting to mention that Cathy dumps approximately 10 pounds of shredded cheese on everything, which she probably prepared with Vince Shlomi's, "Graty," from the Slap Chop infomercial. Not only that, she makes commercial Cinnamon Buns and drops candy bars and cookies into chocolate cake, raising the Calorie count. Her beady eyes undoubtedly suck the naive viewers into the warped dimension of Infomercial Hell as she raves about a disgusting dish she calls "Stuffed Soup." But wait! Her and ...more...
An amazing girl raised in New Canaan who is in love with the Beatles and Jim Morrison. Puts the letter "N" in front of everything.(Ex: Nello, ny name nis Nenna)An awesome friend who knows how to make someone laugh. She has the best parents..."lilly,where are you?lillian?liiiilly." Owns a guinea pig named "Poopie". She is the real Chuck Norris. Makes the best faces and jokes. The cheese to my macaroni, the beef to my jerky, the pork to my chop...you get it.Lets just say shes an all around phenominal person to be with<3:)
Jenna:Mom, Chuck Norris says "OH,HI"
Mom: Who's Chuck Norris?
Jenna: LILLY MURRAY.....how could you not know that!?!?!
A punch to the neck!
That pritchel with the hacking problem just needs a skerfer. The only way to stop it is to skerfer him in front of his bitch boy clan. NAh, just not worth it!
Rip the system. Feel my skerfer instead. The sight of it will give you chillz. I Got no patients for your bullshit kiddie drama. UFC bitch Lets GO, name it. mono E mono. M vs. W. No holds bared. Last one standing gets it;) JK
Step to my door boy and the only thing you'll feel is a skerfer from the right.
I don't want to hear anything about your love game man. I'm not in, nor will I ever, love you. I'd rather see you skerfered. Get off her equipment and out of her life.
The operation of the machine needs a skerfer thrower up at that podium. They'd need less cards to pronounce and their bullshit plans for our economy. Hope they really do like the aroma of toilets the way this is all playing out for this country.
The lead executive of BP needs a skerfer. The locals know the waters better. Let them lend a hand with the clean up your company caused moron's. Take some of the firing squad out to stop the health hazards in the waters.
A very tall girl that plays Volleyball, but has spaghetti arms and is very lanky
no one knows her real name so people guess like
and so on
1:Hey have you seen that new girl ??
2:yeah the new Vball player?
1:Yes she is so KC
A small cheap fried chicken franchise based in Leicestershire, UK. Some argue it is "cheap pigeon", but whatever it is I love it and at a price of 5p for a strip, I'm not complaining! The chicken itself is amazing and afterwards, you know you have slightly killed yourself and put your life at risk, but that taste is with you everywhere you go.
Maryland also shits of KFC.
"Bring me a strip burger, chop chop, hurry up! - don't forget the cheese, man, ain't that lovely-up"
"Maryland is scary, man! I'm addicted, to the taste of every damn thing!"
"Hey, dude! Wanna go KFC?"
"Do you think I am made of money and like the taste of bland chicken that couldn't feed a fly?"
"Go fucking Maryland Chicken."