V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously
N. The substance left after said "choof"
N. The substance left after said "choof"
"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."
"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."
"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."
by Teabag Tipton October 17, 2008
by graphiksguru December 11, 2006
An onomatopoeic word that describes a basketball that gets all net on a shot. The word "swish" is gay, obviously.
Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe a Larry Bird three-pointer that hits nothing but net.
Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe a Larry Bird three-pointer that hits nothing but net.
Play-by-play man: "Larry Bird takes the in-bounds pass, dribbles right, then left, shakes Isaiah Thomas lose for fade-a-way jumper deep in the corner for three....choof."
by BeanoCook February 12, 2009
1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"
2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."
2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."
by ChoofAloof September 2, 2010
"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.
Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof
by zhobo October 16, 2017
by Tayah April 23, 2008
Australian slang for leaving or departing.
by Plennygoodspelleh? February 7, 2014