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Aussie word for sex.
Picked her up in the pano (panel van) took her to the top carpark, chonked her!
#fucked #fuck #sex #chonking #chonkage
by Jimmy james perth boy July 10, 2008
A substitute for the word fuck.
Chonk you mother chonker. What the chonks wrong with you. Chonk this shit. This chonking sucks.
#chonk #fuck #fucker #fucking #chonking
by Paula F. April 29, 2007
To be rather rough on ones gear box. To change gears without regard for the gear box.
Would you stop chonking the frigging gears!
by Andrew October 04, 2003
Nickname of guitarist for seminal punk band FAQ
"Dude look at Chonk shred!"
#chunk #chonkster #chook #choonk #chonker
by The Real Chonk June 05, 2009
another word for a pinch of tobacco
hey ray ray you going to take a chonk with me?
#pinch #dip #lipper #digger #diplip
by smuff October 16, 2008
A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.
Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.
#jaywalker #frogger #dumbass #squirrelly #frumps
by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 15, 2010
In the poker world, an Asian player who is a consistent loser and makes -EV plays regularly.
"Vinh dropped another $33k on UB today? Wowwww what a chonk."
#poker #donkey #asian #-ev #harro
by Nathan Duffy October 26, 2007
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