SO stoned eating the munchies is diffircult
lying on a bed unable to eat any food
by Chonger donga April 20, 2005
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1. A fowl creature that is uncool and smells like your old cum sock.

2. A chonge is when the pubic hair is longer than the penis.
Jerry is a mega chonge.
by trjther January 29, 2015
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To ejaculate semen in some form.
I would Chong in her face.
Don't make me chong in your cereral you docuhe.
Yes chong is a real word, if you think different you deserve to be chonged on!
by Kape1 April 6, 2007
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Chong is an Elite and Attractive, Curvy Female Raider who types 21 swear words in caps in Croatian per second, is often on black tar heroin, crack cocaine or marijuana and is definitely bisexual.
Chong: Hi
Server Owner: OMG CHONG HI WANT FREE ADMIN
Chong: yes
chong gets admin
Chong: nuked by chong haha
by chong.hasanorgasm September 7, 2023
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A four eyed frog with the ability to cause a disturbance by creating strange sounds. Chongs is known to be sweet however when aggravated, has a tendency for an earth shaking tantrum whilst throwing various objects.
*sees a person on tv with large framed glasses*
hey look! It’s Chongs!”
by Sminchy March 31, 2019
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When you're hotboxing with your friend and you get so stoned that you mean to say "I'm so cheeched" but your highass says "I'm so chonged" instead. Getting this high normally takes a lot of weed. Even though it is a fuckup, it will cause a lot of laughter.
Damn, I can't believe my stoned dumbass just said "I'm so chonged!"
by masochistic angel March 23, 2020
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The alternate name of an Asian whose last name is Wong.

Alternatively, it can refer to a specific Asian person with whom you are acquaintances.
"Hey, what's up Sam Wong?"
"Dude, her name is Wong Chong Chong, 什麼他媽的是你錯了 嗎?"
"Chill, dude.."
by A. Potatoes May 20, 2013
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