A chode boner, the worst of the worst
Mary: Jesus Steven at least my ex didn't have a choner!

Steven: You're a bitch
by Dick Peppertron May 21, 2010
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A small, fat penis when an erection is occured by sexual-intercourse or the sight of a very hot girl.
"Whoa! That girl just gave me a choner."
by Its luna July 30, 2009
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Combination of Chode and Boner. An arrogant asshole that is a jerk to everyone and is overcompensating for how much of a pathetic loser he really is by humiliating others.

Also: if the balls have been removed the extra length of the penis that is under the taint/grundle.
Sally felt bad for him because he is so pitiful, but he shit in her hair and pounded her hole with his no-ball shaft. What a choner!

Sally got choned.
by choned April 29, 2011
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chest-boner
a bump on the upper part of your chest.
Did you see that girl's choner? It was so gross.
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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someone wit a chode who has a boner
mike mcpeake got a choner when he saw lindsey
by your boii September 24, 2007
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the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill boner, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.

frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'
"i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"
by chonecity October 1, 2014
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