Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.

Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.
After a rough day of bussing tables, Hector decided to let off some steam with a cholo hat-trick.
by Dognutts November 20, 2007
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