The Sphincter Licker. One who licks the sphincter for pleasureable purposes. It can also be used as an insult to someone you dislike. I mean, who wants to be called a Sphincter licker? A term made up byy two pretty awesome girls looking for a new insult.
The act of doing a mollywopper; except the person giving has a choad.
She was expecting a good mollywopper, until she learned her boyfriend had a choad, leaving her with a short-thick bruise on her face. " That Chollywopper bruised dat chick!"