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a fat and very stubby uncircumsized penis, usaully smelly and unatractive, also can not fit in a vagina.
"that choglet smells like shit, he should put that away."
by beeeelaine huuughes January 28, 2009
When a person eats up all the chocolate ice cream or candy bars in the house. A chocolate piglet.
husband "Who ate all the chocolate ice cream?"
wife "Well I did of course"
husband "You freaking choglet!!!"
by MeanGene September 12, 2005