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1. Someone who munches on short fat penises
2. Someone who annoys you
1. I know I my penis is small and fat and all, but is it that complicated to suck me off? She was munching on it, like she couldnt get a hold. I can't date a chodemuncher.
2. He talks and talks, he is such a freaking chodemuncher.
by Jacob Pham April 20, 2006
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To Lick and suck repetedly on a chode or tiny penis
Anyone named Brett is a chode muncher

Brett- I am the biggest chode muncher ever!!!!!
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a person who has a rapturous enjoyment for the taste of chodes.
Chris is such a chode muncher. So is Cruz.
by Exploding Pants November 27, 2007
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a person who likes to nibble on the tip of a chode
Shawn told me that Brooke and Danyelle were both chode munchers
by Christ Bridges January 17, 2006
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Either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.
"Lol, you suck"
"Well at least I'm not a chode muncher!"
by Crixalis the Sand King December 26, 2014
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