A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin
guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."
1) the skin between your balls and your asshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things
1) "dude, my gf licked my chode last night"
2) "tara is such a chode sometimes"
The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint
and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge
Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!
when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.
My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!