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a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.
"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"
by behaggled guy April 07, 2008