Top Definition
what appears to be a small chocolately, delicious piece of food, but is actually sitting atop a toilet seat and is, in reality, a piece of poop, dangling on the pure white porcelain.
Abe Lincoln: dude, don't go in there, General Lee definitely left some chocolate pebbles on the toilet seat...man what the Fuck?

General Lee: did I hear some say my name?
by Laquisha Verona McQueesha October 14, 2006

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