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2.
A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.
I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.
by 444 March 02, 2005
 
1.
An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.
Poor chap, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out my face, you choader!
by Big Pete December 03, 2003
 
3.
A boner. An erect choad.
Die Hard With A Vengeance? More like Die Hard With A Choader.
by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004
 
4.
An individual in possession of a choad, either iterally or used as an insult.
Poor fellow, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out of my face you choader!
by Big Pete December 03, 2003
 
5.
one who likes to choad
i am a choader
by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003