Someone who is computer swavy and talks with an abnormal high fluctuating voice. A choad boy usually will only leave his abode at night because sun light is bad for his skin. A choad boy will often say words which cannot be understood by normal humans but another choad boy will know exactly what he is talking about.
That Choad Boy just fix my computer, but I couldn't understand anything he said to me in his choad voice.
by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006
a penis that is fatter than what it is long
(jamie) look at choad boy hes pissing in the corner.
by will gdfg May 01, 2005