Silver Chlorate 

Silver chlorate (AgClO3) forms white, tetragonal crystals.12 Like all chlorates, it is water-soluble and an oxidizing agent. As a simple metal salt, it is a common chemical in basic inorganic chemistry experiments. It is light-sensitive, so it must be stored in tightly closed dark-coloured containers.

"Gotta go to the grocery store to buy some Silver Chlorate."

Silver Chlorate by Vexacon June 17, 2021

Chloraseptic 

God's gift to all who must suffer through the cold season.

Comes in a spray bottle. Spritz it into your mouth, and it will numb your throat at least long enough for the the Nyquil you're taking to knock you out cold.

Ahh... medicated bliss!

Chloraseptic by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

Chloraseptic 

Kids sore throat spray. No alcohol, aspirin, or sugar. Real relief. Real fast. Fast-acting, long-lasting relief of minor sore throat and mouth pain. A phenol/oral anesthetic.

The poor child couldn't feel his throat for a week after he sprayed it with the chloraseptic.

Chloraseptic by Menes June 3, 2005

Calorate

To eat and/or consume calories. Increasing caloric intake

Boss, I need more than 30 minutes to sufficiently calorate for my 8 hour shift at work.

Calorate by Tony Brosi January 11, 2025