Cristoval 

The coolest guy you will meet even for a short time hese worth your time 😍

Hey girl did you hear about Cristoval hese so amazing

Cristoval by killer swagg April 13, 2015

Cristovalitos 

It's a very delicious snack, quick and easy to make. It's a burrito filled with flaming hot cheetos with nacho cheese (sour cream optional) probably the best burrito you would ever taste. Idea originally came from a vato staying in the tx panhandle area, who was living on his own and was in a hurry to eat and was craving something, so just threw stuff together. Posers now days may call them meritos, But those are just youngsters who don't know much about the history of the Cristovalitos

Guy: aye bro I'm hungy!
Kool guy:let's make cristovalitos there easy and fast.
Guy:you mean meritos?
Kool guy: get the fuck out my house poser!

Cristovalitos by Ez-$ May 13, 2016

Rakesh Cristoval 

A Indian Immigrant that pranks people who are jackasses

Yo, Rakesh Cristoval was scamming mans out on the east side

Rakesh Cristoval by Memetastic February 25, 2017

Christoval 

A small town in West Texas, south of San Angelo, where a bunch of rednecks swim in the Concho river.

Forget Lake Nasworthy, lets get our drunk on in Christoval.

Christoval by pseudonaim August 18, 2009

Christovery 

This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.

Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.

Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.

Christovery by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

andy chestovich 

Literally, such a great friend. The worlds biggest nerd and try hard, but you gotta love him anyways. Super trustworthy and easy to talk to!

Wow that girl ran a 18:30 5k, she must be like an andy chestovich

andy chestovich by beth the best October 17, 2018

chistos 

Ugly

chistos is ugly

chistos by bekxy November 27, 2013