Chim chisari, chim chisaru 

An epic saying that is most often yelled while blazed at of your mind.

Oliver: chim chisari?
Declan: chim chisaru
Me: chim chisari, chim chisaru, bitch

Chim chisari, chim chisaru by TariqAziz September 10, 2011

crispamobiaphobia 

An irrational fear of crisps and other potato products.

Don't give those quavers to Chloe she has crispamobiaphobia!

crispamobiaphobia by RoshanW July 5, 2012

crispay 

1. used to describe a hot new chick in a club or soup chef

synonyms: fresh meat, new blood

Alice: Oh she's cute and I've never seen her before.
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Crispay!
Alice: Uh uh.

crispay by crispysam March 6, 2005

Chirpage 

pronounced {chirp-ah-ge} (age as in mass(age))
the observation of blatant chirpsing
or watching two people obviously chirpse

(1)
Abe:"Jonas keeps asking Chloe out on a date"
Caroline:"Chirpage!"

(2)
Frank and Melissa were in the toilet for 10 minutes with the door locked. Frank comes out with a wet face. Chirpage!

Chirpage by fltk October 25, 2014

chiscara 

the best mf ship in genshin y'all, childe and scaramouche kiss a million times a day

oh guys looks its childe and scara kissing
sick. chiscara so true

i love chiscara!
marry me bitch

chiscara by 😏‼️ July 18, 2022

Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

Chimpanzee Choke by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018

Chipanda 

A wonderful concoction achieved by following these steps:

Step 1. Get a "vegetarian" burrito from Chipotle. No beans.

Step 2. Go to Panda Express (usually located very near Chipotle) and buy an order of Orange Chicken.

Step 3. Insert the Orange Chicken into the Chipotle burrito and refold/wrap.

You now have "Chipanda" - a Chipotle Burrito with Panda Express Orange Chicken as the meat. It's as delicious as it is inventive.

"Want to try this new 4-star restaurant?"

"No way. We're gonna grab ourselves some Chipanda."

Chipanda by mctoasterson December 9, 2008