Mark Chirnside 

A piano player and celebrity in the music scene of New Zealand through the bands "Secondi" and "Echolypse". Recently a youtube hit with his song "Miller Rose".

More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".

Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.

CHIRNY: "Thyne eyes looketh like arpeggios..."
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."

-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.

Mark Chirnside by bosmaniuslittleus December 11, 2011

I hate the anti chirst 

I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST

LE BLUEHEMLET:We've got you surrounded! Come drink your corn syrup!
Le troll:I HATE THE ANTI CHIRST I HATE THE ANTICHIRST

I hate the anti chirst by chinaman69420 April 22, 2021

Peggle Chirps

n. The act of insulting an opponent's performance in a given situation in a video game or other competitive medium followed immediately by a negative event occurring to the perpetrator. Brings justice to the initial chirpee by making the chirper eat his words and feel like a complete idiot. Coined in 2010 after noticing over the course of many multiplayer games of Peggle, chirps would almost certainly be followed by a terrible turn immediately after. The term is not limited to use in games of Peggle - the term applies to all video games and competitive mediums.

*Evan hits one orange peg and two blue pegs for a terrible score*
Jason: "Dude that shot was fucking terrible LMFAO"
*misses every peg*
Evan: "Peggle chirps bitch"

Evan: *misses shot in CoD, gets sniped*
Jason: "Nice shot fag"
*Evan spawns, 360 tomahawk across the map*
Evan "OH!!!! PEGGLE CHIRPS MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

Peggle Chirps by J-Pizzle95 November 3, 2013

chirpsin' 

when a man tries chattin up a female

"yo..check out isaac chirpsin' dat baby G up in da parkin lot"

chirpsin' by charl June 18, 2006

Chiroslut

An assistant to a chiropractor that sleeps with the doctor and the patients.

That neighbor of ours is such a chiroslut to screwing the whole clinic.

Chiroslut by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late

Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse

ninja chirpse by Gerontius June 6, 2013

white collar Chirpse 

Attempting to have sex with a girl by giving her a generous amount of LinkedIn endorsements.

"Just gave Natalie 8 endorsements on LinkedIn, I'm on that white collar chirpse."

white collar Chirpse by LewisG August 18, 2014