A Real American. Someone whose qualities and/or habits include drinking Budweiser, watching/playing football, listening to country music, eating red meat, and voting Republican. A Chird typically will defend his habits and views whenever challenged and will get physical when words are said against his mother, his team, and the country he loves.
The Chird came to blows with the soft spoken sissy man when the loser voiced his love for Hillary Clinton, EMO, tofu, tennis, and wine coolers.
by gttobin February 8, 2008