chinese eyes 

Although racially offensive, it is an apt description of a facial affliction characterized by squinty eyes and caused by smoking, eating, or otherwise ingesting a lot of ganga in a short period of time.

Just leave him on the couch in front of the TV. There's no way he can make a White Castle run with us. Look at him...he's got chinese eyes.

chinese eyes by rockstar1 May 19, 2009

chinese eyes 

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open

damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open

chinese eyes by T ROCK January 4, 2005

chinese eyes 

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

chinese eyes by demoncan December 20, 2024

Chives for eyes 

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

Chives for eyes by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Chineseness 

The act of being too Chinese.

I hate my Chinese teacher he's just to Chineseness.

Chineseness by MrDarth December 21, 2014

eye's like a chinese 

to have sqinty eyes as a result of being high

sippin on a heini'(heineken), eye's like a chinese- 666 Mafia

eye's like a chinese by robdog073191 May 4, 2005