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Max Chillington

The ultimate chiller. Buddha level max chills.
"Man, that guy was a total max chillington."

"Dude, that WAS Max Chillington."

"Praise Him"

Dick Chillington 

When you are having sex with a respectable gentlemen, and he decides to shove his dick in the icebox before sticking his newly made popsicle into your fuckhole.
"Boy, it's hot out today, Miranda, how about we go down to the club and get a couple of Dick Chillingtons!"
Dick Chillington by Goomba Ass Jeans September 13, 2012

Bro Chillington 

a name to call someone that is a bro (laxer bro too) and is a dbag like all other bros brosephs and brosephinas.
cool person- hey man do you want to go be not gay?
gay fag laxer- nah man, gotta string my spoon and have a gnar lax sesh
cool person- oh i should have known you were bro chillington
Bro Chillington by Left Nutz November 1, 2010

Chillingo 

That Pauly Shore has a chillingo that I just can't understand, he has a masters degree in chillingo from CHILLINGO UNIVERSITY. I work 5 jobs and I'm never relaxed so I am not down with the chillingo.
Chillingo by Chillmax98 August 26, 2013

Chillingo 

The art of pure chill, relaxation,mellow and having a calm mentality towards everything and everyone.
Damn, that guy is so laid back, wish I was that chillingo.
Chillingo by Jasey jb jam December 30, 2016

Chillidom 

A just-in-time condom structural integrity warning system. An extra level of safety for those risky sexual encounters with questionable partner(s).

Layer One: Install Condom 1
Layer Two: Apply generous coating of hot chilli sauce to condom 1*
Layer Three: Install Condom 2

How it works: Should one of the condoms fail, one of the participants is guaranteed to know about it and promptly let the other participant(s) know.

(*Sweet chilli sauce found to be unsuitable for this application)
Hey mate, you hear about Dave? He met a girl at the club last night and said she was well up for it but looked like she had seen more helmets than Hitler, so he packed his chillidom. It probably saved his life because one snapped; fortunately for him, on her side of the chilli border.
Chillidom by anonymous September 15, 2020